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Favorite this joke The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand. A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the 100 year old Matriarch of the family.
A beautiful prayer was then said extolling the wonderful young couple and how hopes for a long married life would follow with many blessings of children.
Next the toast was started with the traditional request to raise your glasses high, the Grandmother then started: "One is sufficient, two at the most, three I'm under the table, and four I'm under the host."
A man is walking across a bridge when he notices a little boy crying. Concerned, he walks up to the boy and asks, "Say, what's wrong, young fellow?"
"My sandwich fell in the water." the boy sobs.
Perplexed but sympathetic, the man says, "Oh, I'm very sorry, it must have been a very delicious sandwich. Was it with ham and cheese?"
"No." the boy sniffles.
"Well, was it with just cheese?"
"No."
"Was it with peanut butter and jelly?"
"No," the boy wails. "It was with my brother!"
Mr. Jameson was backing out of his driveway one morning when he heard a thump; panicked, he stopped the car and rushed out to see what had happened. A small dog was lying dead at the end of the driveway. Mr. Jameson felt terrible; he recognized this as a neighbor's dog and quickly made his way to the house next door.
Upon knocking on the door, Mr. Jameson was greeted by a tall woman. "I'm very sorry," he said. "But when I was backing out of my driveway this morning, I accidentally ran over your dog. I feel terrible and insist on replacing her."
The woman paused for a moment, then said, "Well, I guess you can bring me my slippers and newspaper tomorrow morning."
English lesson…
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