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Favorite this joke The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a smile and a kind word."
One of the waiters raised an eyebrow curiously. "What's the occasion? Do we have some important people visiting?"
The manager replied, "No, the bread's stale today."
Do I want a beer?
A) Yes
B) A
C) B
D) All of the above
Friend: "How old is your boyfriend?"
Me: "He's old, he has a Yahoo email address."
The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week.
Well, it's not a law, it's more of a mandate.
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