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Favorite this joke The genie asked, "What's your first wish?"
Steve said, "I wish I was rich!"
The genie nodded and said, "Done, what's your second wish?"
Rich replied, "I want lots of money!"
A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days.
To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps.
One tap meant "Give me a kiss", two taps meant "Yes", seven taps meant "No", and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage".
It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?"
Little Johnny called back, "Yes, finally."
A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture, but accompanied him to the sports equipment store anyway. After perusing the shelves for a bit, the boy eventually found a set of weights he liked. "Dad, can we get these?"
The father looked the weight set over skeptically. "Hmm, I don't know."
"Please, Dad," the boy begged. "I promise I'll use them every day."
"You do realize this is a very big commitment, I assume."
"I know, Dad."
"They're also fairly expensive."
"I'll use them, Dad, I promise."
"Well....okay."
The father then pays for the equipment and they headed for the door.
"Awww," the son whined. "You mean I have to carry them to the car?"
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