Best Jokes

Question: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine?

Half an hour?

Twenty minutes?

A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on Main Street when the door of the hearse flies open, the coffin falls out, speeds down Main Street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter.

The lid pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"

Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.

Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.

Bob: Why not?

Joe: No man is that strong.

Why did the spider cross the road?

Because it wanted to go to his web-site.