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Favorite this joke The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.
"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system... "Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
On a first date, the young man thought he'd impress the young lady, a piano and voice teacher, by taking her to a karaoke bar.
After going up and singing a song, and now feeling confident as ever, he thought he'd ask a music question to impress her even more. He asked her, "What key did I sing that in?"
She replied, "Most of them."
I ask my 85 year old grandfather at what age does someone lose interest in the opposite sex.
His answer was he did not know and suggested I ask someone older than him.
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