Best Jokes

"I heard JC Penney was opening even earlier for Black Friday this year!"

"Really, when?"

"Halloween."

Farmer-A sells apples.

Farmer-B sells bananas.

What does farmer-C sell?

Medicine, of course!

If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow...

Just how cold is it going to be?

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tiplight. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."