Best Jokes

What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?

Slippers!

Why do Nuclear physicists have trouble concentrating on one project?

They have too many ions in the fire.

Velcro... what a rip off!

One morning a call came in to the school office.

"Hello, please mark William absent today. He's sick," said the caller.

"Okay," said the receptionist. "May I ask who is speaking?"

"My uncle," said William.