Patient: I keep dreaming about monkeys. Every night, nothing but monkeys, monkeys, monkeys.
Psychiatrist: How does that make you feel?
Patient: If you give me a banana, I'll tell you.
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why and she told him, "I just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He pondered for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch with his wife. She said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going too."
"Why?" she asked.
He said, "I want to see how you're going to live on $800 a year."
Two friends went for an interview for the same job. One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other.They agreed that the educated one would go first and when he was done, he would give the other the answers to all the questions. The first guy's interview started:
QN 1: "When was Tanzania's independence?"
GUY 1: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons."
QN 2: "Who brought independence to Tanzania?"
GUY 1: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3: "It's believed that in planet Mars, there is life... is it true?"
GUY 1: "So many people say so, but it has not been scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers. Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1: "When were you born?"
GUY 2: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961."
QN 2: "What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2: "So many participated but it was Mr. Nyere who finalized it."
QN 3: "Oh My! Are u CRAZY???"
GUY 2: "So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!"
If I don't participate in a boycott because I don't believe in boycotts, am I then actually boycotting a boycott?