Best Jokes

A cop breaks up a fight by two invisible men.

As the crowd gathers, he shouts, "Move along, folks. There's nothing to see here!"

Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?

Answer: Cause no body will show up.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours...

So they decided to call it a day.

Why do pelicans hate taxes?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!