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A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée.

His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help?

The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."

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posted by "Chris Brock" |
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A cop breaks up a fight by two invisible men.

As the crowd gathers, he shouts, "Move along, folks. There's nothing to see here!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?

Answer: Cause no body will show up.

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posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours...

So they decided to call it a day.

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posted by "Jayanth Ch" |