Best Jokes

Once I went the extra mile...

But there were many feet and yards involved!

My mother and I were walking through the mall when a man stopped us to ask if we would take part in a survey. One of the questions was; "Do you think there is too much sex in movies?"

"I don't know," replied my mother. "I'm usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing."

I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.

One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "

What is in the middle of a jellyfish?

It's jelly button.