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There are two types of people in this world...

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kee" |
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Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards!

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Don Dante" |
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How is a snail stronger than an elephant?

Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "ltsai" |
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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |