Best Jokes

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A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!”

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posted by "ERS" |
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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He left it at home, he's texting his wife...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Comedian: "I highly object to you having me go on stage after that monkey act."

Stage manager: "Honestly, I can understand, the audience might have thought it was an encore."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |