Best Jokes

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"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"

"No."

"It's a beautiful tale."

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What is a solar panel's favorite drink?

What else, a Sunny D!

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posted by "Ms. T" |
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"I hate to have to tell you this," said Dr. Mike Wilson in a sad compassionate voice, "but you have unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease. We will have to quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"That's terrible!" said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he could faint. "I don't know if I could handle being in quarantine... and the cheese and bologna diet... What's with the cheese and bologna diet anyway? I've never of such a diet before?!"

"It's not exactly a diet," responded Doctor Wilson, "it's just the only food that will fit under the door."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Why is it easy to beat zombies at poker?

They usually draw dead!

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posted by "Marty" |