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You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
Nine months isn't really that long of a wait...
It only feels like a maternity!
"You want us to do WHAT?"
- Ancient Chinese wall engineer.
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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