Best Jokes

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot...

A lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.

The guy who stole my diary died...

My thoughts are with his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer.

He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells.

“Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”