The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot...
A lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.
The guy who stole my diary died...
My thoughts are with his family.
Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden.
It’s the first time a president ever needed an Allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.
A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer.
He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells.
“Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”