Best Jokes

After birth you forget what your Mom is really like on the inside.

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.

All she wanted was a man of upright character.

Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.

The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common - they were both compulsive liars!

A State Police Officer once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure.

Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

Some lions escaped a zoo but were caught and returned. They were rejected from their group.

They could maybe ask to be let back into the group again, but their pride wouldn't let them.