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Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden.

It’s the first time a president ever needed an Allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer.

He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells.

“Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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All it took was two months...

Just 2 months in-house with his wife and kids and Tom Brady is BACK on the field.

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posted by "Joao Bassa" |
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The Prince asked the beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |