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The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing MONEY, talking about where currency was made. Billy said, "At the mint."

Frank piped up, and said, "No, that is where coins are made."

Janie had the best answer, though. She said, "Money is made at the ATM. hat's what the letters stand for... All The Money!"

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posted by "Jerfie" |
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What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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posted by "greens52" |
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well, what did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, please make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

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posted by "merk" |
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In a well known fortune 500 company the employee lounge was seldom used. As executives walked by the lounge each day they noticed a man with his feet up, shoes off and a loosened tie watching the television.

The next day the man was still there and so on. After a week or so talk around the water fountain led many employees to band together and confront the man.

The group met at the employee lounge and asked the man, "Why are you here and who hired you?"

After swallowing the popcorn he replied, "The CEO is so busy he hired me to watch TV for him."

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posted by "Marty" |