Best Jokes

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A friend asked what parenting toddlers is like.

So I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I love her more than the stars.

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My mother-in-law is coming...

I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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In the public library, a man with his new library card questioned the pretty librarian.

“Do you mean to say,” he asked, “that with this card I may take out any book I want?”

“Yes,” she answered.

“And may I take out record albums, too?”

“Yes, you may.”

“May I take you out?” he ventured.

Drawing herself up to her full height, she replied, “The librarians, sir, are for reference only.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did one bank robber say to her partner when she managed to get them caught?

"Who ever said that crime doesn't pay must have worked with you!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |