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"Do you believe marriage is a lottery?"

"No... it's not. In a lottery, a man is supposed to have a chance."

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They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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A group of extraterrestrials were sent to earth to monitor and/or stop the use of nuclear weapons. The first creature they made contact with was a chimpanzee. Mistakenly they mistook the chimp as being the dominant species of planet earth.

After scanning the chimp one of them looked at the others and said, “This must be a mistake, perhaps we’re on the wrong planet.”

One of the other Aliens said, “You may be right. It’s obvious these beings are far too intelligent to use nuclear power in a destructive way."

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CATEGORY Scifi Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"

"Yes, it is," came the reply.

"Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |