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Favorite this joke Rob Schneider says he would sacrifice his career in support of his political beliefs.
I don't know what his beliefs are, but frankly, that's not really much of a sacrifice.
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"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."
"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."
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"What's that you're reading?"
"A diary."
"What's in it?"
"I can't tell you that! A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. Besides, this belongs to Mary."
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