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Rob Schneider says he would sacrifice his career in support of his political beliefs.

I don't know what his beliefs are, but frankly, that's not really much of a sacrifice.

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posted by "aod318" |
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"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."

"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

Will get a reward.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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"What's that you're reading?"

"A diary."

"What's in it?"

"I can't tell you that! A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. Besides, this belongs to Mary."

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posted by "Gene R." |