Best Jokes

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7. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long.

6. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. There are 23 power cords but only ONE outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger... they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

Man: Why should I pay you so much?

Little boy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |