Best Jokes

"Hey, what do you call a singing computer?"

"I don't know, what do you call a singing computer?"

"A-Dell."

Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?

He was shocked!

Q: If April Showers bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?

A: Pilgrims.

I have a new application for my smart phone where a cartoon face appears as it verbalizes answers to questions I ask of it.

I love asking it things, but I sure wish it wouldn't sigh, roll it's eyes, and say "OMG" before it answers!