Best Jokes

What did the snowman say when he felt he was misunderstood?

Did you get my drift?

I asked my friend Jim about our mutual friend Inge. She seemed down and depressed.

Jim answered, "She used to be the 'Bell of the Ball'. But nobody ever tolled her!"

Man walks into the barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, "How do you want your haircut?"

The man says, " I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top."

The barber looks puzzled and says, "I'm not sure I can do that."

The customer says, "Why not, you did it that way last time."

I went to this great yard sale the other day. There were lots of sports memorabilia, electronics, and guy stuff. A huge 50 inch flat screen TV caught my eye with a price tag on $50 on it!

"You only want $50 for this big TV? It must have something wrong with it" I remarked.

"I'll let it go for $50". He said. "It works great, except when you turn it on the volume starts out and stays all the way up."

"Man, I sure can't turn that deal down!"