Best Jokes

Teach your kids about taxes...

Eat 30% of their ice cream.

Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.

Stella: "I'll bet you can't wait 'til I'm a teenager!"

Mommy: "Actually, I can."

Stella: "Why?"

Mommy: "Because I like you being sweet."

Stella: "I'll still be sweet when I'm a teenager. I'll just have an awkward way of showing it."

Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?

Never mind, I'd better not spread it.

Confucius says...

"Man who stands in front of car gets tired, man who stands behind car gets exhausted."