Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they were throwing them, they’d break.
What did the teeth say to the dentist?
So when are we going out?
A man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."
The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."
The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replies, "In a second."
What did one computer say to the other?
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