Best Jokes

Why is it hard to believe Elsa is the queen of Frozen?

Because every time somebody with a small child walks past her products in a store their assets start leaking.

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Let us make this paper.

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope? “I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.” “But it will explode.” “Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!

There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl. Then the baby boy goes "I'm a boy, you are a girl!" Then the girl goes "How do you know?" Then the little boy goes "I'll show you when the nurse leaves." So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves. So the boy lifts up his gown and goes........."See I have Blue Booties, and you have Pink!