Best Jokes

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

A grandmother took her granddaughter to get a soft drink at a fast food place. After both grandmother and granddaughter filled their cups, the granddaughter gets a stir stick and uses it for a straw.

Grandmother says, "Why don't you get a big straw like grandma?"

Granddaughter replied, "Because my mouth is not as big as yours."

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move.

You can’t post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.