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Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "Is that a smart choice to make with your money?"

Now I'm wishing she would follow me around the store, too.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike.

I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.

They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"

“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”

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posted by "aod318" |
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"Are you an actress, auntie?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |