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Favorite this joke Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "Is that a smart choice to make with your money?"
Now I'm wishing she would follow me around the store, too.
When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike.
I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.
The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.
They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"
“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."
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