Best Jokes

The real reason "Man" is the highest form of intelligence... is because Man does the classifying.

I met a Russian Dentist and his name was Anesthesia.

I thought this could be love.

Sadly, I felt nothing.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”

The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”

While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.