Best Jokes

Online Teacher: Johnny, you didn't complete the assignment I sent to your email box last week. Did you get the email?

Johnny: You'll have to ask the N.S.A., they read my emails so I don't need to. I figured if an email is important they'll let me know.

Teacher: Tell the N.S.A. they're getting an incomplete on this assignment and they better pay closer attention next time or they'll fail my class.

They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..."

I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.

If I'm counting right...

It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.