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Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?

Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.

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Some people have a hard time understanding how Noah could fit all those animals inside the ark...

But what amazes me is that Noah built the ark without a single power tool.

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Marriage is like a card game. They start with a pair, he shows a diamond, she shows a flush, and they end up with a full house.

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What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?

Memory problems.

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