Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.
Some people have a hard time understanding how Noah could fit all those animals inside the ark...
But what amazes me is that Noah built the ark without a single power tool.
Marriage is like a card game. They start with a pair, he shows a diamond, she shows a flush, and they end up with a full house.
What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?