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How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They say “toucan do it.”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Christaffer" |
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Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."

Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Joe: "Say Moe, do you know how I could hit this nail without hitting my fingers?"

Moe: "Hmm, maybe you could hold the hammer in both hands."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Diner: "Waitress, I don't like all these flies buzzing around my plate."

Waitress: "Don't worry, sir, just show me the ones you don't like and I'll get rid of them."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |