Best Jokes

Daughter: "Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in New York!"

Dad: "What hotel did he run?"

The British Ambassador walked briskly into the foyer of a magnificent Washington hotel and stopped for a moment to speak with one of the bright-buttoned Bellmen in he lobby. After he walked on, an assistant manager who had witnessed the incident, went over to the bellman and said, "What did the Ambassador want?"

"I don't know," answered the bellman. "He couldn't speak an ounce of English."

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.