Best Jokes

If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge Icebreaker.

Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away.

Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.