Sometimes the only luck a person has is BAD luck. For example, Noah spent over 50 years building a boat. During that time, it never rained even once.
Then when Noah finally completed the boat and got ready to do some serious fishing, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights!
An elderly couple went to a counselor as to settle a on going argument.
Counselor: OK, what's going on here!
Husband: My wife keeps tying strings on my finger while I sleep. She then insults me if I ask her about it.
Wife: Not true and I don't want to talk about it any longer.
Counselor: Communication is paramount, I'd like to see you two talk to each other and resolve this issue yourself. Come back in two weeks so I can check on your progress.
Husband: Fine but I'd better tie a string on my finger so I can remember it.