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A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out: "Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!"

Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this. What's your height and position?"

"I'm five-four and I'm in the plane," she says.

"Repeat after me," says the voice. "Our Father, who art in heaven...."

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A woman was telling her boyfriend that she always dreamed that she would walk down the aisle with him.

So the very next day he took her to the supermarket.

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People who think that time heals everything have obviously never tried waiting it out in a doctor's waiting room!

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When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...

Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!

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