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A woman posts her profile on a dating app. Two days later, she gets a message back, saying, "I would love to meet you, but I need to tell you that I am eight feet tall, covered in long, mangy fur riddled with fleas, and have glowing yellow eyes, razor sharp claws and long, drooly fangs. If you are still interested in meeting me, I'll be sitting on a bench in Central Park at five o'clock this afternoon."

The woman replies, "I would love to meet you, but could you please wear a red rose and some French cologne so I can recognize you?"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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My family likes to sing carols during the holidays. Alas, I have a cold this year, so when I offered to lead one of the carols, my cousin suggested that I sing away in a manger...

Far, far away, in a manger.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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Golf balls are like eggs...

They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?

One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |