Best Jokes

I said to my doctor, "I'm having serious problems with my memory."

He said, "Give me an example."

I said, "The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I'd parked my car."

He laughed and said, "That's nothing to worry about, we've all done that."

I said, "But I don't own a car."

Last Saturday night me and my date watched a movie at my house. I leaned over and kissed her for the first time.

She instantly remarked, "You must be the one, I heard trumpets sound when we kissed."

Now I'm hoping she doesn't find out it was my little brother downstairs practicing for band.