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If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.

If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge.

The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?”

The man replies, “Six, Your Honor.”

“In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach.”

Hearing that, his wife stands and says, “Your Honor, he also stole a can of peas.”

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |