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You know your doctor is too old when you look at the framed diploma on his wall and realize his Hippocratic oath was signed by Hippocrates!

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A tired hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. “Am I glad to see you!” he said. “I’ve been lost for three days.”

“Don’t get too excited, friend,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”

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The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"

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posted by "Turtles" |
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My wife has been missing a week now.

The police said to prepare for the worst.

So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |