Best Jokes

I'm a very generous person.

I donate yeast to charities.

I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!

I use to work in a calendar factory.

The management fired me after 1 day.

All I did was take one day off.

I was in the supermarket the other day and suddenly I got hit in the head with a can of soda...

I'm so glad it was a soft drink!

A man and his wife are relaxing at home when the phone rings. She answers and within a minute is sobbing. After she hangs up, her hubby gently holds her and asks what's wrong.

She replies that her mother has died. He finally gets her calmed down and the phone rings again. She answers and starts crying again.

She turns to her hubby and manages to choke out, "Honey, it's my sister and you won't believe this, but her mother died too!"