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Teacher: "Martha, come to the blackboard and tell us on the world map where America is."

Martha points to America correctly.

Teacher: "Good. Now John, you tell us who discovered America."

John: "Martha just did!"

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posted by "Birendra Singh Khosla" |
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My friend was adamant that onions are the only food that can make people cry. So to prove him wrong I smashed a coconut in his face!

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posted by "Andy Thackwray" |
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Emailing professors be like:

*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs
*perfect grammar

Professor's reply:

-Sent from my iPhone

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posted by "Griffin" |
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Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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posted by "Bob Mc Crob" |