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I was doing some baking for the holidays, so I was kneading dough. It was getting late and I was tired so, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning.

The next morning, I was getting my coffee and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop.

Needless to say, I wasted no time calling the FBI.

They confirmed that I did, in fact, have Ant-Tracks.


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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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You know you are getting old when your boss hires a new employee...

And you find out that you used to hang around with their grandpa when you were growing up.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Jivebunny" |
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Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, "May I try on that dress in the window, please?"

"Certainly not, madam,'" responded the salesgirl. "You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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To err is human... To admit it, now that's a mistake!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |