Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?
To get her spine fixed!
What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?
A brewhaha.
I was doing some baking for the holidays, so I was kneading dough. It was getting late and I was tired so, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning.
The next morning, I was getting my coffee and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop.
Needless to say, I wasted no time calling the FBI.
They confirmed that I did, in fact, have Ant-Tracks.
Yikes!
You know you are getting old when your boss hires a new employee...
And you find out that you used to hang around with their grandpa when you were growing up.