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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad.

He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15."

I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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You know you're old when you wake up in the morning and the first thing you see is your teeth smiling at you while in a glass on you're bedside night table.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "lj" |
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Charlie Brown, Lucy, and Linus started their own business...

However, no one wants to come work for them because no one wants to work for Peanuts.

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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I can spot an innie and an outie belly button on the beach from a mile away. ..

That's because I graduated with honors from the U.S Navel Academy.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |