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What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"

A professional thief says, "Sign here please!"

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Amirkhan" |
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The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Do you know why King Arthur hired a jeweler for sentry duty?

Because he wanted a knight watchman!

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Freddie" |