Best Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other; “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”

Did you ever notice that musicians play and doctors practice but the rest of us work for a living!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.