Best Jokes

What do you call a geeky nerd who is texting and wears glasses?

A 'Pointexter'!

Question: What do you call it when a fellow sings very badly in the shower?

Answer: A-crappello!

Question: What do you call a 'Handyman for Hire'?

Answer: A 'Multi-purpose Tool'...

If you think about it, snakes get a bad rap in life. I mean really now, if you were born
with no arms and no legs, you'd also be very bitter, recluse and have a 'Chip On Your Shoulder'.

Oh that's right...these poor reptiles don't have any shoulders either!

See what I mean?