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Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”

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posted by "Chuckles" |
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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First friend: "I am getting so tired of having to wade through so much Spam e-mail. Every time I sign on to get my e-mail I have to discard 20 Spam messages."
Second friend: "I used to be in exactly the same situation: 20 Spam messages every time I signed on. But I solved that. Now I only get ONE every time I sign on."
First friend: "That's terrific. How did you do that?"
Second friend: "I sign on 20 times more."

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "ETM" |