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What do you call a bee that belches?

A Burp Bee!

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posted by "funnymike" |
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Two Hillbillies meet after an English exam:

Ey' how was the paper?

Oh it was just great, but I forgot the past tense of "THINK". I thought and thought for a long time, finally I just wrote "THUNK"

Ha ha ha, you are very silly, I thought about that for a while but I know the answer is "Thonk"

And what about the past tense of "Write"

Mmmm, I don't remember what i wrote on that one, I think I wrote "Written"

Well, let's hope you are right, I did not bother with the past tense of "GO", I just wrote "GOED" and went to submit my paper.



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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Brighton" |
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The viola got a solo......

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posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |
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3 young men met one pretty lady after church service. The men decided to introduce themselves. The first man says, I am Joseph but not the dreamer, the second man says I am John but not the Baptist and the last man says I am Abraham but not the father of nations. The pretty lady said hello to her new friends and introduced herself as Mary but not a virgin.

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posted by "adedayomoshood" |