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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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posted by "Stephen Goldspink1002" |
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'" 
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said!" 

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha

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posted by "user7440" |
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Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

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posted by "Chris C" |