If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'"
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said!"
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.