Best Jokes

When does Christmas come before Halloween and Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary!

I was called a "nobody" today...

Then I thought, nobody is perfect...

Therefore, I must be perfect!

Little fishy in the sea,
How I wish I could catch thee.
Take you home as a new found pet,
Get you checked out by my vet.

Buy you glasses
A little coat,
Some fin mittens,
A tie that floats.

Send you to college to get a degree
Oh my gosh, what you're costing me!
That tie! The vet!
Oh the prices I've paid!
The next thing you're getting,
I'm afraid, is filleted.