Best Jokes

0 votes

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."

0 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back, it's a waste of money," demands the wife. And so he does and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "Well so does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price."

0 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
0 votes

Two friends are talking and one says to the other, “I am so tired of people not understanding what I'm talking about."

His friend asks, “What do you mean?”

0 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Louis Trifon" |
0 votes

A man's doctor told him one day, "I have bad news and worse news." "Give me the bad news first," the man said. The doctor replied, "The bad news is, you only have 24 hours to live." "What?!? That's terrible! What could possibly be worse?" The doctor's answer: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

0 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |