Best Jokes

0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

I called into my local pub to find O"Reily nursing a black eye, and looking very sorry for himself. "so what happened to yourself O'Reily?"
"well, today's Monday, yesterday was Sunday and I was in church. We stood to sing the hymns when I noticed that mrs. Magilicuddy who was stood in front of me, had her lovely sunday frock stuck in her cheeks, so I reached over and pulled it back out. well she swung around and belted me with her handbag!"
" Ah bad luck O'Reily, you being such a gentleman and all"
The very next week I called into the pub again to find O'Reily battered and bruised all over! " What happened to yourself O'Reily?"
"Well today's Monday, yesterday was Sunday And I was in church with Shamus, we stood to sing the hymns and mrs. Magilicuddy had her sunday frock all jammed up so Shamus pulled it out for her.Now I knew she doesnt like that so I quickly tucked it back in!

0 votes

posted by "Door" |
0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

My wife and I were happy for 25 years, ..... and then we met.

0 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "walo" |
0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

0 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.

0 votes

posted by "Mcclearin" |