Best Jokes

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.

A drunkard was trying to insert the key in the padlock, but being unsteady every time he attempted he failed. A gentleman came along and seeing the frustration of the drunkard, he offered to help him to work the key in the lock. Thanking the gentleman about his offer, the drunkard said, “It is OK. I will manage the key myself, you just hold on to this house it seems to be shaky”.