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I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

I told them to buzz off!!!!!

Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel "Any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.

"Yeah, looks like it"

Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again......

"Yup.... nope.... yup.... nope.... yup.... nope.... yup....."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Man and wife driving through the countryside come across a herd of goats.

Wife to hubby whilst pointing at the goat's: Your relatives!

Hubby to wife: Yes they are....from my wife's side.

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posted by "Maurice Lukonde Kunda" |
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wildcats3333" |