Best Jokes

A Police officer approached a motorist stopped in the middle of the road before the river overpass holding up traffic. The officer noticed the driver jotting on a notebook frantically. He asked the driver, what in the world are you doing? The driver replied, "The sign says Draw Bridge".

A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, “What’s the problem? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?”

The guy says, “No, it’s not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place.”

Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.

As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”