Best Jokes

Doc, Doc!

Who’s there?

A knock-knock joke with a cold.

Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"

Wanna have a little fun?

Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"

There once was a Russian guy named Olaf who was mean, rude, and crude. One day his wife and her friend were in the kitchen discussing Christmas. Suddenly Olaf shouted, "It's gonna rain any moment now!"

Next thing you know it starts raining. The wife's friend is shocked. She said, "How in the world did he know that?"

Without missing a beat the wife said to her, "Rude Olaf the Red knows rain dear."