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After being punished for losing his temper, a little boy ventured to ask his mother, “Please explain to me the difference between my foul tempered and your worn nerves.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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I took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative...

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posted by "Christopher Beck" |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

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posted by "Vince McDonall" |
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A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other; “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”

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posted by "Anonymous" |