Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mesut.
How may I assist you?
Hahaha, Yeah right.
So I'm heading up to my parents house driving like 90 mph when a lady cop pulls me over, comes up to my car and she's like...
"Young man, speeding? I've been waiting for you all day."
I look up to her and I say, "I'm so sorry I'm late officer, I got here as fast as I could..."
So, my friend sent me an invitation card to her wedding. I hate weddings, so I sent her a message saying, I am sorry I can't make it now, maybe next time.
She now hates me!