Best Jokes

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...

They could call it On Anon Anon...

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

Why did the Lone Ranger have his bullets made in Cincinnati?

He wanted Ohio silver.

Did you hear about the inchworm that got upset?

He had to turn metric.